Earlier in the week I wrote about the unpleasant things Ainsley says that she gets from me. Here's something she said last night that most definitely, most certainly, is not something I have ever said, ever thought, or ever will say.
She was looking at her little pink shower pouf and said,
"I love pink. Wouldn't it be wonderful if everything in the whole entire world was pink?"
Imagine all the people...living life in pink...
Are you nauseated yet?